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31 December 2007 @ 09:37 pm
Fic: Chuck Versus The Spastic Colon  
Title: Chuck Versus The Spastic Colon
Rating: G
Word Count: 548
Characters/Pairings: Implied Chuck/Sarah, Ellie
Summary: What happens when Sarah finds out that Chuck protected their cover with the most embarassing story?
A/N: Just something that popped into my head last night. Thought I might as well just post it. This is my first Crack!fic and my first Chuck fic. I would really appreciate it if you told me what you think.

‘So Sarah, how are you?’

‘I’m okay. Holidays are just a little difficult; being alone and all.’

‘Oh, well, you have us now.’

Sarah smiled at Ellie’s statement. She had been helping her make the gingerbread house for the Christmas season. Her excuse had been that she needed to at least try to learn to do something productive in the kitchen but the real reason was to be around Chuck. – As his handler of course. Not in any other rather inappropriate way.

Ellie spoke again after a few seconds, ‘Sarah, I was actually referring to your condition. Are you feeling better now?’

Sarah raised her eyebrows slightly. ‘My condition?’ Oops. Ellie thought.

‘Yeah, Chuck, uh...’ Ellie stuttered and directed her gaze back to the cookie she was glazing, ‘When I asked where you were the other day, he told me you had a spastic colon.’

He said what?! Sarah screamed in her head. She realized that Ellie was still waiting for her answer. She didn’t want to blow her cover so...

‘I- I’m fine. I guess I just had a bad sandwich from that deli at the mall.’ She said, turning a bit red.

‘Oh, that’s good. Can you hand me that egg wash please?’ Ellie said, finally turning her gaze back on Sarah.

Sarah looked around the kitchen and handed the egg wash to her fake boy—friend’s sister. Friend. Just friend. She repeated to herself.

‘Will you excuse me for a while? I need to use the bathroom.’ Ha. Bathroom. Sarah smirked.

‘Sure.’ Ellie said, adding a dab of green frosting for her gingerbread Awesome’s Adam costume.

‘Thanks.’

Sarah left the kitchen, deliberately passing the bathroom and going farther down the hall to Chuck’s bedroom.

‘Chuck? Chuck?’ She repeated as she knocked at his door. She made sure she called him out in a 'I’m a hunter looking for my prey’ tone so she could spook him.

Chuck opened the door and Sarah couldn’t help notice the ridiculous sweater he was wearing.

‘What’s up?’ Chuck asked casually.

‘Rudolph with a literally shiny nose?’ She questioned as she pointed to his sweater.

‘Hey! It was a gift from Morgan!’ He defended. ‘Did you really come up here to laugh at my sweater?’

‘Actually, no. I was just talking to Ellie and she asked me something weird and uncomfortable.’ Sarah entered his room, noting that he was playing Call Of Duty 4.

‘Weird how?’ Chuck asked, hurriedly walking over to and turning off the Xbox and TV.

‘It was something you said that you didn’t tell me you said.’

‘Wh- What do you mean?’ Chuck stuttered, puzzled as to what it was his siter could have asked. He looked at Sara, who was looking particularly hot tonight in her blue mini dress.

‘She asked me how I was.’ She replied, pretending to be rather upset.

‘Oh no. About how you are on the break-up again?’ Chuck sighed.

Sarah chuckled, ‘No. she asked me if I was feeling better...’ She paused (with a cold look on her face) and stood up from his bed.

‘From my spastic colon.’

Chuck’s face grew red. ‘Uh, did I—uh,’ He gulped audibly and threw out a chuckle and his freaked out half smile. ‘Did I forget to, uh, mention that to you?’

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Please tell me what you think (should I continue?) and please join the community. :)
 
 
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Artemis: Razorartemis_90 on January 5th, 2008 05:13 pm (UTC)
hey great characterization ... but the ending is a little abrupt! you are goin' to continue, aren't you ????
Bea: chuck; weapons of mass destructionbaconxxeggs on January 5th, 2008 05:22 pm (UTC)
Thanks. :) Yeah, I realize it is and since a lot of other people have said so, I will most probably continue the story.